"Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited-edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn't stop us from launching Shamrock THICK. Invite your customers in to experience the pride of Dublin and watch gold coins topple over your countertop for this creamy, deliciously minty and, to be clear - non-edible bottle full o’luck!
Product Specs of This Real Product:
There once was a body wash so watered down
With an unbearable scent - smelled all over town.
Grown men who once used it,
Now simply refuse it
Convinced it was meant for a clown.